Joey Quotes


"My mom said I look like Bozo the clown."

"I look like bozo the clown."

"That was nothing! It was like landing on a pillow."

"I am the worst person you could ever play any games with! The worst!"

"I'm dying!"

"Whatever you guys like to do, I do it too. I think, I just don't play hopscotch!"

"Yay, yay, yay, yay, I'm gonna pee in my pants!"

"Aww, I know all about Joey! He sucks at this, he's bad at that, he's the worst cook, he can't dance for crap! And I don't tell good jokes!"

"Never drink Yoo-Hoo and eat pickels at 7:00 in the morning"

"My head's longated. Ya gotta make sure your head fits the hat."

"I wanna borrow her! Forget the clothes!!!"

"We wear spandex sometimes UNDER our clothes, because we do a lot of heavy DANCING...and...uhh...umm...nevermind."

"I shaved my legs just for you."

"Hold The Pickle"

"My stuff is never in a mess. I'm a neat person."

"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut... It's not really very funny, is it?"

"You see, J.C. matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of 15 and he's going down hill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep!"

"My wildest fantasy is a big pool of jello... That's all I'm saying... You know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of jello."

"I'm just a guy in a world full of girls, what else am I supposed to do? Ignore them?"

"Woah....woah!! That girl just checked me out!"